I am new to this site and when I was browsing through it I came upon this forum. It says jokes or anything non-technical basically just chit chat. I haven't came on one joke in this forum so I decided to post one.
Somewhere in America, small town in Texas, a chain bottlestore owner decided to put up a bottlestore. Well, the Baptist congregation in this town was not happy and they started prayer sessions as well as putting out petitions. So, one night a heck of weather was building up and thunder and lightning could be heard. The lightning hit the bottlestore and burned it to the ground. The congregation was happy but the owner threatened to sue them for he thought that they were, directly or indirectly, responsible for what happened. In court the two parties fought each other. The church people said they were innocent but the bottlestore owner did not think so. The judge eventually said: "I don't really know how to try this case! We have a baptist congregation that do not believe in the power of prayer and a bottlestore owner that does believe!"
Manie Verster